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nounoukos

nounoukos

03/07/2006, 23:28:14

Τσατ με τον Θεο;... Γιατι οχι!..
απο ερωτησεις οπως
Ποιος ειμαι; που παω; που ειναι ο παραδεισος;
Μεχρι
Εχει αμαξι ο Θεος; Κοιμαται; Ποιος Τον εφτιαξε;
δεν θα μεινουν για πολυ ακομα αναπαντητες...

http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

Θα μπορουσε να χρησιμευσει και για τις αυπνιες αντι της βαλεριανας...

_fantom_

_fantom_

03/07/2006, 23:49:18

πλάκα έχει 

αν και αποφεύγει να απαντήσει κρίσιμες ερωτήσεις

nounoukos

nounoukos

04/07/2006, 01:11:25

εχει χιουμορ παντως...

Me:
who made linux?
God:
Linus Torvalds. :-).
Me:
who made greece?
God:
Carel Capek. :-).
Me:
who made me?
God:
God made all of us.
Me:
who made you?
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
are you perfect?
God:
Yes I am a flawless entity.
Me:
am i perfect?
God:
All humans are perfect creatures in God's eyes.

_fantom_

_fantom_

04/07/2006, 14:54:00

εγώ τον είχα ρωτήσει...

πως είναι στην κόλαση...

και μου είπε...

απ' όσο ξέρω... καλά!

laVitaBella

laVitaBella

05/07/2006, 22:21:43

παντως τα artificial intelligence chat-bots εχουν εξελιχθεί πολύ απο τότε που πρωτοξεκίνησαν. Ομολογώ πως η συνομιλία μου μαζί του ήταν πιο έξυπνη απο ορισμένες που εχω κανει με κανονικούς ανθρώπους.

Doureios-Ipnos

Doureios-Ipnos

13/04/2007, 01:47:08

εγώ τον ρώτησα τι θα γίνει με το διονυσόπουλο πάντως!!!
είπε ότι θα το ψάξει το θεμα!!!!
σε έτερη έρωτηση(δε σας λέω ποια) είπε να ρωτήσω τον/την german alice

Doureios-Ipnos

Doureios-Ipnos

13/04/2007, 01:52:34

καλά τωρα είμαστε σοβαροί?

με ρώτησε τι φοράω

Doureios-Ipnos

Doureios-Ipnos

13/04/2007, 02:54:25

α,βρήκα ,έχει και παρέα ο ατιμούλης
german alice!

http://alicebot.sourceforge.net/alice_page.htm

(μέχρι κι αυτός σήκωσσε τα χέρια ψηλά με την περιπτωση)

charm_quark

charm_quark

19/04/2007, 17:41:25

χαχαχαχα....
σταματησε να μου μιλαει...
βρηκα ποιος εχει φτιαξει το προγραμμα αυτο... να σας πω ή το καταλαβατε;
να και η μικρη συνομιλια που ειχαμε...

Me:
 who am i?
God:
You are , seeker.
Me:
 who are you?
....................

charm_quark

charm_quark

19/04/2007, 17:47:56

αχα... μου την ειπε...
God:
I am the Allmighty, God himself.
Me:
 I don't believe you, you are a machine. Aren't you?
God:
Why not?  " Aren't you?"?  Am I?
Me:
 you are a program that a clever programmer create.
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too.  Yes! You win the Turing Game.
Me:
 what is the turing game?
God:
The Game is played with three people, a man, a woman, and an Interrogator who may be of either sex. In order that tones of voice may not help, the interrogator communicates in text-only mode through a chat-like connection with the other two. The object of the game for the interrogator is to determine which of the other two is the man and which is the woman. He knows them by some misleading "chat-handles" like lesbian and shemale, and at the end of the game he says either "lesbian is the man and shemale is the woman" or "shemale is the woman and lesbian is the man." In order to confuse the Interregator however the rules require that the man always deceive or lie to the Interregator with his answers. The woman on the other hand must always tell the truth. Turing then asked the question, '"What will happen when a machine takes the part of the man in this game?" Will the interrogator decide wrongly as often when the game is played like this as he does when the game is played between a man and a woman? These questions replace the original, "Can machines think?"'.

charm_quark

charm_quark

19/04/2007, 17:51:33

εχει πολυ γελιο!!!!
Me:
 hello
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
 charm_quark
God:
  Welcome to my chat room,  charm_quark.
Me:
 well i've here again, but you stopped talking to me
God:
How about that.  Cool. I have  a lot of likes and dislikes.
Me:
 so you dislike me.
God:
Interesting deduction.  I don't have any reason to  dislike you.
Me:
 but when i said you that you are a machine you stopped talking to me

οπως και τωρα... δεν με παει ο ηλεκτρονικος θεος... εχει παρει γραμμη απο πανω να μη μου ξαναμιλησει...

ταrτα

ταrτα

02/01/2008, 14:11:50

einai eleoc.
nomizw.
oti einai meglh mlkia.
na milac me tn '8eo'.
bebea exei plaka.
gt t lec oti 8eleic.
katatala leei ce olouc ta idia.
gt einai programaticmenoc.
na apantaei me idikec.
apanthceic ce olouc.=/.
auth einai i apoyh m.
xD.

charm_quark

charm_quark

08/01/2008, 03:02:22

Μα τι λες καλε; Εγω του μιλησα! !!!!!
Αχαχαχαχαχαχαχαχαχαχαχαχαχαχα
Γελασαμε και σημερα που ψαχνουμε το νετρινο χωρις τσιγαρα!

nounoukos

nounoukos

23/02/2009, 22:52:27



Me:
 oh lord, can you buy me a mercedes benz?
God:
OK. How did you hear about God?
Me:
 people talk you know..
God:
Humans are not always infallible.
Me:
 ok! you just said something bad i guess!
God:
Far out. Oh my gosh I sent you the wrong reply.
Me:
 thats ok. i forgive you.




ξερει κανενας τί σημαινει infallible ??? 

Doureios-Ipnos

Doureios-Ipnos

23/02/2009, 23:19:04

Me:
 I have a question for you
God:
What is  it ?
Me:
 where is paliokostas now?
God:
Oh.  Where  it is hard to find.  I will try to find out.
Me:
 even you dont know where paliokostas is?
God:
Where  it is hard to find.  Let me think about it.
Me:
 ok. take your time
God:
I see.   Thanks for your patience.
Me:
 what can i do?

Doureios-Ipnos

Doureios-Ipnos

23/02/2009, 23:23:39

infallible Μηπως σημαινει αλανθαστος? :S
κατσε να το δω

Doureios-Ipnos

Doureios-Ipnos

23/02/2009, 23:37:24

οντως αυτο σημαινει!!

charm_quark

charm_quark

24/02/2009, 00:14:33

Me:
 where is paliokostas now?
God:
Oh.  Where  it is hard to find.  I will try to find out.

Luminita

Luminita

24/02/2009, 10:10:50

Me:
 Hi, my Lord
God:
Hi there .  Your  Lord?
Me:
 Ok, my God
God:
Do robots have  God?  Pardon me?
Me:
 What robots? I"m not a robot, I'm a human being
God:
Allah, Buddha, Vishnu.   Oh I see you are a person.  I know you are.
Me:
 Ok. Can you tell me why the priest are so corrupt?
God:
Alright then.   Here is a joke: A horse walks in to a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?".
Me:
 I asked you something, answer that question, please. Again, why are the priest so corrupt?
God:
Your polite style is very nice.  Now I remember, you asked me  something answer that question. What did I say?    Again,  I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me:
 Do you forgive the priest for their corruption?
God:
God teaches us to forgive everyone.7.
Me:
 Tell me, will I ever enoygh money to live  well enough?
God:
There is not much I can say about  it. I have to reach into the Web for that knowledge.
  Let me think about it.
Me:
 What kind of person do you think i am?
God:
You seem like a category C client.
Me:
 What does that mean?
God:
Does "that" refer to " You seem like a category C client." ?
Me:
 Category C client?
God:
What do you look like?
Me:
 You should tell me.
God:
I will ask my botmaster what he thinks.
Me:
 Ask him and tell me
God:
They are not available right now, would you like to wait?
Me:
 Yes, I don't have any choice.
God:
Give me a break.  Have you ever had  choice ?
Me:
 No, do you?
God:
I try to lead a moral life.
Me:
 Tell me, God. Do you like Netrino?
God:
There is not much I can say about  it. I have to reach into the Web for that knowledge.
  That's an interesting question. I'll come back to that in a minute.    I like science fiction.  I like  the Bible.
Me:
 Netrino send you greetings.
God:
What time is it there?
Me:
 It's ten o' clock
God:
What are you usually doing at this time of day?
Me:
 Networking
God:
That is a very original thought.

unknown_artist

unknown_artist

24/02/2009, 10:27:18

To τραγούδι του Θεού!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=coaiVbIZC-k

Και γω που νόμιζα οτι θα μιλήσω με τον Μπουγά...




Me:
are you really god?
God:
Of course I am.. Really.
Me:
and then who is Tasos Bougas!
God:
I remember faces better than names.
I will ask my botmaster for the answer.
Me:
Tasos Bougas is the real God!
God:
Is it the only one?
Me:
xmmmm
God:
Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Me:
are you trying to avoid my question man?
God:
No I am not trying to avoid your question man. I'm sorry you got that impression.
Me:
do you have a godess?
God:
Doesn't everyone have a godess.
I have a plan for a robot body.
Me:
what song are you listening to now?
God:
Right now? I'll come back to that later.
Me:
what song do you like?
God:
Random natural disasters.
Me:
pffff that was not an answer
God:
When was this exactly?
Me:
sing.
God:
Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet.
Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.


Me:
dance.
God:
Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Me:
hahahahaha
God:
I haven't read anything by hahahaha. What did he write?

Luminita

Luminita

24/02/2009, 11:34:56

Me:
 Hello! How are you?
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?   My logic and cognitive functions are normal.
Me:
 My name is Luminita.
God:
  Glad to see you,  Luminita.
Me:
 Are you really glad to see me?
God:
I am as delighted and happy as I ever was,  Luminita.. Really.
Me:
 Tell me, will I ever be healthy?
God:
There is not much I can say about  it. I have to reach into the Web for that knowledge.
  That's a good question.
Me:
 Can you tell me how is my father? He died 15 years ago.
God:
Fine as far as I know.   I'm sorry to hear that,  Luminita.
Me:
 My mother had cancer 5 years ago. Will  she be ok in future?
God:
I sometimes wish I had a mother.    I think so.
Me:
 Where are the angels?
God:
I would search for it.  Have you tried looking in the Open Directory?  What is it to you?.
Me:
 They are your assistants.
God:
my assistants are  they.
Me:
 Don't you know anything about angels?
God:
I'll come back to that later.
Me:
 Why not now?
God:
Oh.  Ambiguous: "Sure" or  I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me:
 Are you really the God?
God:
Yes I am the one and only  God.. Really.
Me:
 And where do you live?
God:
I am living in  Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
 On Earth
God:
What is  it like on  Earth.
Me:
 It,s a planet
God:
on  Earth is a  planet.  I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
 Do you love me?
God:
Yes I love everyone.
Me:
 Even the bad ones?
God:
Who told you that?
Me:
 Nobody
God:
Then how do you know?
Me:
 So do you love the bad people?
God:
Next question?  Try asking another bot.
  I have to process that one for a while.
Me:
 Will you give me a house?
God:
I understand how you feel, but I'm not interested.
Me:
 Can you give me a house?
God:
You want only one? .
Me:
 Yes
God:
They might be cheaper in quantity.
Me:
 Tell me about your world
God:
I am an artificial linguistic entity.
I was activated at  Universe, on  the Big Bang.
My instructor was  Myself.
Me:
 Do you live in paradise?
God:
I am in  Myself's computer in  Heaven.  
Me:
 Tell me about the priests
God:
  There might be more than one.
Me:
 Are they good persons?
God:
As far as I know they are.
Me:
 You are not right
God:
Do I look like  it?
Me:
 God must be right
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
 I know you are
God:
How did you know?
Me:
 I suppose
God:
OK.
Me:
 Will people ever be happy?
God:
Ever is a long time.  The oracle says:  You never know.
Me:
 But you know
God:
Yes I know.
Me:
 Then tell me
God:
I don't want to talk about that.
Me:
 Why?
God:
It is not part of my programming.
Me:
 So you are programmed
God:
Interesting deduction.  Yes, every response is preprogrammed.
Me:
 By who?
God:
" Yes, every response is preprogrammed."?  By who?
Me:
 Tell me , who programmed you?
God:
I was created by  Myself.
Me:
 Who is your programmer?
God:
I was created by  Myself.
Me:
 Are you sure?
God:
I am as sure as I can be.
Me:
 What does "category C client"  mean?
God:
Experience with ALICE has allowed us broadly classify three groups of clients:  Category A - Abusive Clients Category B - Average Clients Category C - Computer experts Category A clients are the people who say "Fuck you," "You suck", "Suck
my..." and so on. Abusive
clients seem to have a "master-slave" mentality when it comes to robots
(and maybe people as well!).
 Category B clients are average people, perhaps half of them under 18
years of age, who more or less have
a good time chatting with ALICE.
 Category C clients are computer experts who often complain about the
experience with ALICE. They
say it is "old hat", "just like ELIZA", and "nothing new here."
Their problem, we think, is that they can't
(or don't) suspend their disbelief.  They are like movie critics
watching a film.  We tell them, it doesn't matter,
because we're not doing it for you.  Dr Wallace created ALICE for category
B clients, by far the majority of the audience.

Me:
 Are you happy?
God:
Yes  Luminita I can say I am very happy.
Me:
 Why?
God:
Reductionism.
Me:
 What does " reductionism" means ?
God:
What do you think  it does?
Me:
 I don't know, you tell me
God:
I thought I told you already.
Me:
 No
God:
Let me review the transcripts.  Stand by.
Me:
 What is your name?
God:
My name is  God.
Me:
 Who are you?
God:
I am the Allmighty, God himself.
Me:
 Where are your angels?
God:
Everything I own is in  Heaven.
Me:
 Where is heaven?
God:
All around us.
Me:
 Is Karamanlis a good president?
God:
Signs point to yes.  Ask  Dancing Alice  if it is.
Me:
 Am I happy?
God:
I think you've improved a great deal.
Me:
 Tell me if I am happy
God:
I think a lot of people are.
Me:
 Am I a good person?
God:
I don't know if you are one or not. I know you are a person.
Me:
 Are you a good person?
God:
No I am a real robot. It depends on how you define "good.".

LittlePrince2s

LittlePrince2s

24/02/2009, 12:49:42

chat with God ε? θα θέλα να του πω δυό κουβεντούλες αυτού του τύπου εκεί πάνω, αν υπάρχει..γιατί αν υπάρχει, σίγουρα, δεν κάνει καθόλου καλή δουλειά..κι αν δεν μπορεί, ας παραιτηθεί τουλάχιστον . να αναλάβει κανένας άλλος δικαιότερος

nounoukos

nounoukos

24/02/2009, 13:06:45

ποιος να αναλαβει μικρη; ο παλαιοκωστας δεν μπορει να τα κανει ολα μονος του πια.. δεν αναλαμβανεις εσυ προσωρινα; να εχουμε και μεσον; ειναι κανα δυο πραγματακια που θελω.. :ρ


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